Tom @happysquirrel@social.linux.pizza

Please reply to this post with more bunny pics so I can make motivational bunny posters

Gerald: *whistles for Roach*
Roach: *appears in house*

When life gives you botchlings, make lubberkins!

The Child

bye Gmail, Hello @Tutanota

boss refused to change our main ticketing system password (internet-facing) in 5 years . . .

10 min countdown to the office

blood pressure rising

gonna smell like dog poo/pee

boss will probably leave for 3 hr lunch again

classic

Just watched 'Level 16'

ofc the bad guys were ruskies

Friends: *going to bed*
Me: amateurs

Morning boner

Port in the Vineyard

Pollen in the Vacuum

Pizza in the Van

can we just give all the guns to Ukraine to fight the Russians instead of shooting up churches and schools here?

#IDAHOBIT2022 is just a hashtag short for IDOABIGHIT

Had a customer ask me today about a phishing popup today (you have been hacked! Click here!) On his iPhone then follow it up with, "but I'm safer because it's apple, right?"

*Big sigh*

If someone Rick Rolls Rick Astley does it create a black hole?

boss is irresponsible, lost customer device, disposed of parts, gave back to customer disassembled missing parts

*Makes Second-Cumming-Of-Christ joke*

Amazon:

Laptop Stand: $19.99

'Macbook Pro Stand': $59.99

what's so fun about the fun kit

https://www.amazon.com/REXQualis-Electronics-tie-Points-Breadboard-Potentiometer/dp/B073ZC68QG?ref=dlx_deals_gd_dcl_tlt_317_89d089da_dt_sl15_2d

Holding in my pee just to feel dangerous