We must do the impossible -- rid the world of nations, bringing the play of intelligent anarchy into a world environment.
----+- John Cage -+----

BOFH excuse #151:

Some one needed the powerstrip, so they pulled the switch plug.

BOFH excuse #33:

piezo-electric interference

BOFH excuse #369:

Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.

The only thing I am not entitled to is what I do not do with a free cheer, that is, that I do not entitle myself to.
----+- Max Stirner -+----

BOFH excuse #115:

your keyboard's space bar is generating spurious keycodes.

Every state is a despotism.
----+- Max Stirner -+----

BOFH excuse #415:

Maintenance window broken

For us, everything that seeks to destroy economic and political oppression, all that which serves to raise the moral and intellectual level of human beings, to give them the consciousness of their rights and of their forces and to persuade them to do their business by themselves, all that provokes hatred against oppression and love between people, brings us closer to our aim.
----+- Errico Malatesta -+----

BOFH excuse #244:

Your cat tried to eat the mouse.

There are some potentates I would kill by any and all means at my disposal. They are ignorance, superstition, and bigotry -- the most sinister and tyrannical rulers on earth.
----+- Emma Goldman -+----

In the midst of the unspeakable chaos of philosophies of all kinds and of various moralities we can cull out the constant and persistent tendency which pushes the individual towards life. Towards an ever better life, freer and more noble: that is, towards happiness.
----+- Andre Lorulot -+----

BOFH excuse #216:

What office are you in? Oh, that one. Did you know that your building was built over the universities first nuclear research site? And wow, aren't you the lucky one, your office is right over where the core is buried!

Anarchy's roots go deep: its spouts from the bosom of a rotten society that is falling apart; it is a violent backlash against the established order; it stands for the aspirations to equality and liberty which have entered the lists against the current authoritarianism.
----+- Emile Henry -+----

BOFH excuse #169:

broadcast packets on wrong frequency

BOFH excuse #320:

You've been infected by the Telescoping Hubble virus.

BOFH excuse #349:

Stray Alpha Particles from memory packaging caused Hard Memory Error on Server.

BOFH excuse #207:

We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us.

BOFH excuse #360:

Your parity check is overdrawn and you're out of cache.

The whole history of man is continuous proof of the maxim that to divest one's methods of ethical concepts means to sink into the depths of utter demoralization.
----+- Emma Goldman -+----

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