"So, will the Andover party have a cash bar?"
"No, there's free beer."
"Uh-oh, Stallman's gonna be pissed..."
-- overheard at the Bazaar, 1999

In a consumer society there are inevitably two kinds of slaves:
the prisoners of addiction and the prisoners of envy.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

A yawn is a silent shout.
-- G. K. Chesterton

The American Dental Association announced today that most plaque tends
to form on teeth around 4:00 PM in the afternoon.

Film at 11:00.

The sooner you make your first 5000 mistakes, the sooner you will be
able to correct them.
-- Nicolaides

Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to
twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!

Virginia law forbids bathtubs in the house; tubs must be kept in the yard.

As with all the other proposals, it's basically just a list of words.
You can deal with that... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <199709032332.QAA21669@wall.org>

Karmageddon:
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad
vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
serious bummer.

The only thing worse than X Windows: (X Windows) - X

Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
-- James J. Ling

A critic is a bundle of biases held loosely together by a sense of taste.
-- Whitney Balliett

I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I
ordered French Toast in the Rennaissance.
-- Steven Wright

"Here comes Mr. Bill's dog."
-- Narrator, Saturday Night Live

"Gentlemen of the jury," said the defense attorney, now beginning
to warm to his summation, "the real question here before you is, shall this
beautiful young woman be forced to languish away her loveliest years in a
dark prison cell? Or shall she be set free to return to her cozy little
apartment at 4134 Mountain Ave. -- there to spend her lonely, loveless hours
in her boudoir, lying beside her little Princess phone, 962-7873?"

Tex SEX! The HOME of WHEELS! The dripping of COFFEE!! Take me to
Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!!

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