Mencken and Nathan's Second Law of The Average American:
All the postmasters in small towns read all the postcards.

caterpallor, n.:
The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're
eating.

Scrubbing floors and emptying bedpans has as much dignity as the Presidency.
-- Richard Nixon

Gold, n.:
A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined
deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately
bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done
anything to them.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

"It's a summons."
"What's a summons?"
"It means summon's in trouble."
-- Rocky and Bullwinkle

I have a very small mind and must live with it.
-- E. Dijkstra

<Culus> Saens demonstrates no less than 3 tcp/ip bugs in 2.2.3

You have Egyptian flu: you're going to be a mummy.

<JHM> Being overloaded is the sign of a true Debian maintainer.

If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.
-- Chinese proverb

F: When into a room I plunge, I
Sometimes find some VIOLET FUNGI.
Then I linger, darkly brooding
On the poison they're exuding.
-- The Roguelet's ABC

Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as
it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.

I like being single. I'm always there when I need me.
-- Art Leo

A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.

If you want your program to be readable, consider supplying the argument.
-- Larry Wall in the perl man page

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
-- Chico Marx

If you don't do the things that are not worth doing, who will?

Down-Nesting:
The tendency of parents to move to smaller, guest-room-free
houses after the children have moved away so as to avoid children aged
20 to 30 who have boomeranged home.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated

"The following is not for the weak of heart or Fundamentalists."
-- Dave Barry

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