I don't know what Descartes' got,
But booze can do what Kant cannot.
-- Mike Cross

Also another major deciding factor is availability of source code.
It just gives everybody a warm fuzzy feeling knowing that there is
source code available to the product you are using. It allows everybody
to improve on the product and fix bugs etc. sooner that the author(s)
would get the time/chance to.
-- Atif Khan

There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right
keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself.
-- J. S. Bach

Hello? Enema Bondage? I'm calling because I want to be happy, I guess ...

MSDOS is not dead, it just smells that way.
-- Henry Spencer

Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One and a half.

I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister.

There once was a master programmer who wrote unstructured programs.
A novice programmer, seeking to imitate him, also began to write unstructured
programs. When the novice asked the master to evaluate his progress, the
master criticized him for writing unstructured programs, saying: "What is
appropriate for the master is not appropriate for the novice. You must
understand the Tao before transcending structure."
-- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

Life is a yo-yo, and mankind ties knots in the string.

broad-mindedness, n:
The result of flattening high-mindedness out.

He's the kind of guy, that, well, if you were ever in a jam he'd
be there... with two slices of bread and some chunky peanut butter.

stab_val(stab)->str_nok = 1; /* what a wonderful hack! */
-- Larry Wall in stab.c from the perl source code

If all else fails, immortality can always be assured by spectacular error.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith

In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a
loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to
you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty
lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dog
and were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit punches, although it
was hard to find rabbits big enough or strong enough to punch you.
-- Mike Harding, "The Armchair Anarchist's Almanac"

The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by
people who want some.
-- Dwight MacDonald

Now Denial:
To tell oneself that the only time worth living in is the past and
that the only time that may ever be interesting again is the future.
-- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated
Culture"

It's a brave man who, when things are at their darkest, can kick back and party!
-- Dennis Quaid, "Inner Space"

They [preachers] dread the advance of science as witches do the approach
of daylight and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subversions
of the duperies on which they live.
-- Thomas Jefferson

Peace, n.:
In international affairs, a period of cheating between two
periods of fighting.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."

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