The lunatic, the lover, and the poet,
Are of imagination all compact...
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

Your boss is a few sandwiches short of a picnic.

You will gain money by a fattening action.

You are a bundle of energy, always on the go.

Writing is turning one's worst moments into money.
-- J.P. Donleavy

Alimony and bribes will engage a large share of your wealth.

You had some happiness once, but your parents moved away, and you had to
leave it behind.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV

Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One leg is both the same.

If you laid all of our laws end to end, there would be no end.
-- Mark Twain

Tomorrow, this will be part of the unchangeable past but fortunately,
it can still be changed today.

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney?
A: An offer you can't understand.

Q: What is printed on the bottom of beer bottles in Minnesota?
A: Open other end.

Be security conscious -- National defense is at stake.

Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.

You'll never see all the places, or read all the books, but fortunately,
they're not all recommended.

Q: What is the sound of one cat napping?
A: Mu.

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LinuxPizza

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