last|perl -pe '$_ x=/(..:..)...(.*)/&&"'$1'"ge$1&&"'$1'"lt$2'
That's gonna be tough for Randal to beat... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <1991Apr29.072206.5621@jpl-devvax.jpl.nasa.gov>

Estou aqui para entertenir vocês.
-- Luciana Gimenez, ``entertenedora''.

Behind every great computer sits a skinny little geek.

Sorry. I just realized this sentance makes no sense :)
-- Ian Main

Quantity is no substitute for quality, but its the only one we've got.

"There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial:
both sides agreed that after the trial, Andy Rooney would be allowed to
talk to the jury for three minutes about little things that annoyed him
during the trial."
-- David Letterman

Well, some take delight in the carriages a-rolling,
And some take delight in the hurling and the bowling,
But I take delight in the juice of the barley,
And courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early.

Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!
-- Monty Python

"Were there no women, men might live like gods."
-- Thomas Dekker

Keep grandma off the streets -- legalize bingo.

Your mind understands what you have been taught; your heart, what is true.

And as you are invaded and violated, so you subconsciously revenge yourself by invading and violating others over whom you have authority or can exercise compulsion. physical or moral. In this way all life has become a crazy quilt of authority, of domination and submission, of command and obedience, of coercion and subjection, of rulers and ruled, of violence and force in a thousand and one forms.
----+- Alexander Berkman -+----

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed
to be doing at the moment.
-- Robert Benchley

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Um gaúcho chegou em São Paulo e foi em uma loja comprar um
penico. Pediu para o vendedor:

-- Tchê, me vê um penico.

E o vendedor perguntou o que seria um penico. O gaúcho, então, apontou
na prateleira onde havia um. O paulista riu e falou:

-- Ah, o senhor quer um gaúcho... De que tamanho?

E o gaúcho respondeu.

-- Bá tchê, que caiba uns 2 ou 3 paulistas dentro.

I'm not a level-headed person... -- Bruce Perens

I'm reporting for duty as a modern person. I want to do the Latin Hustle now!

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