It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best
judge of one.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"

"Live or die, I'll make a million."
-- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater

phosflink:
To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that
will bring it back to life).
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!
All the king's horses,
And all the king's men,
Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born
to people you could not have possibly met.
-- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"

Quando pobre come frango, um dos dois está doente.
-- Aparício Torelly, o Barão de Itararé

The Ural Mountains <--> Isn't autumnal hero
-- anagrama

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"

A Telephone Girl <--> Repeating "Hello"
-- anagrama

BOFH excuse #212:

Of course it doesn't work. We've performed a software upgrade.

Federal grants are offered for... research into the recreation
potential of interplanetary space travel for the culturally disadvantaged.

The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.

Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit.
[Add little to little and there will be a big pile.]
-- Ovid

win-nt from the people who invented edlin.
-- MaDsen Wikholm, mwikholm@at8.abo.fi

It is characteristic of theistic "tolerance" that no one really cares what the people believe in, just so they believe or pretend to believe.
----+- Emma Goldman -+----

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.
-- Candice Bergen

If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing but illegal
purposes.
-- J. Edgar Hoover

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