#fortune #dailyquotes #bofh #cookie #debian
It is often the case that the man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the bestjudge of one. -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
"Live or die, I'll make a million." -- Reebus Kneebus, before his jump to the center of the earth, Firesign Theater
phosflink: To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that will bring it back to life). -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friends
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall,Humpty Dumpty had a great fall!All the king's horses,And all the king's men,Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again!
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were bornto people you could not have possibly met. -- Fran Lebowitz, "Social Studies"
Quando pobre come frango, um dos dois está doente. -- Aparício Torelly, o Barão de Itararé
The Ural Mountains <--> Isn't autumnal hero -- anagrama
Enjoy yourself while you're still old.
"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, andif it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
Golfinhos dormem com um olho aberto.
A Telephone Girl <--> Repeating "Hello" -- anagrama
BOFH excuse #212:
Of course it doesn't work. We've performed a software upgrade.
Federal grants are offered for... research into the recreationpotential of interplanetary space travel for the culturally disadvantaged.
The finest eloquence is that which gets things done.
Adde parvum parvo manus acervus erit. [Add little to little and there will be a big pile.] -- Ovid
Ned, I am a maiden. -- palíndromo
win-nt from the people who invented edlin. -- MaDsen Wikholm, firstname.lastname@example.org
It is characteristic of theistic "tolerance" that no one really cares what the people believe in, just so they believe or pretend to believe. ----+- Emma Goldman -+----
Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night. -- Candice Bergen
If built in great numbers, motels will be used for nothing but illegalpurposes. -- J. Edgar Hoover
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