It would be possible to optimize some forms of goto, but I haven't
bothered.
-- Larry Wall in <199709041935.MAA27136@wall.org>

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How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

"That's a known problem... don't worry about it."

1st graffitiist: QUESTION AUTHORITY!

2nd graffitiist: Why?

Brook's Law:
Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.

CONGRATULATIONS! Now should I make thinly veiled comments about
DIGNITY, self-esteem and finding TRUE FUN in your RIGHT VENTRICLE??

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It is capitalism and government which stand for disorder and violence. Anarchism is the very reverse of it; it means order without government and peace without violence.
----+- Alexander Berkman -+----

É facílimo ser humorista quando ser tem o governo trabalhando para nós.
-- Will Rogers

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Giving up on assembly language was the apple in our Garden of Eden: Languages
whose use squanders machine cycles are sinful. The LISP machine now permits
LISP programmers to abandon bra and fig-leaf.
-- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

You should never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for
freedom and liberty.
-- Henrik Ibsen

Fast ship? You mean you've never heard of the Millennium Falcon?
-- Han Solo

Take that and party <--> A hated tatty prank
-- anagrama

You mean you don't want to watch WRESTLING from ATLANTA?

I would never copy someone else's status word for word, certainly not just to see if they noticed

Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
Oh, right, *of course*!

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