fcktheworld587 / @fcktheworld587@social.linux.pizza

@TransGal4872 This kind of problem or why my statusbar is full of numbers/text/…

@TransGal4872 The task manager takes up too much CPU

"I checked it with a ruler"
—Jaqulynn, checking the taskbar CPU usage meter, 2022

me

He fucks the pie

Headaches mean you got smarter and your skull is making more room for the larger smarter brain

everyone here

foubd the driest dick possible game: US Minimum Wage Simulator

https://adambohlson.github.io/WageMachine/

on the floor, cold and limp. I’ve muslpilled Mr. Stallman to death. (2/2)

“I use Linux as my operating system,” I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to beardsplain with extreme precision. “Actually”, he says with a grin, “Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!’ I don’t miss a beat and reply with a smirk, “I use Alpine, a distro that doesn’t include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It’s Linux, but it’s not GNU+Linux.”

The smile quickly drops from the man’s face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams “I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT’S STILL GNU!” Coolly, I reply “If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?” I interrupt his response with “-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you won’t be for long.”

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man’s life is ejected from his body. He lies (1/2)

🎶 unmedicated adhd 🎶

gasman strawlighting

I was told to dress up for a costume party wearing a t-shirt with my favorite band on it... I may have misunderstood the instructions.

"Moist cookies." - grandma

"Don’t know if this has already been posted"

submitted by markregg

Gorbachev unbake this gay cake.