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For those of you who aren't aware: there is a petition on change.org, to face what I believe may be the most important challenge of our generation. I'm talking, of course, about getting Lightning McQueen Crocs made in adult sizes. If you haven't already signed, please head to chng.it/2zrwG8wCh8 and do your part!

@TransGal4872 This kind of problem or why my statusbar is full of numbers/text/…

American Pie (1999) Spoilers 

He fucks the pie

Headaches mean you got smarter and your skull is making more room for the larger smarter brain

on the floor, cold and limp. I’ve muslpilled Mr. Stallman to death. (2/2)

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“I use Linux as my operating system,” I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to beardsplain with extreme precision. “Actually”, he says with a grin, “Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!’ I don’t miss a beat and reply with a smirk, “I use Alpine, a distro that doesn’t include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It’s Linux, but it’s not GNU+Linux.”

The smile quickly drops from the man’s face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams “I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT’S STILL GNU!” Coolly, I reply “If windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?” I interrupt his response with “-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even you were correct, you won’t be for long.”

With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man’s life is ejected from his body. He lies (1/2)

I was told to dress up for a costume party wearing a t-shirt with my favorite band on it... I may have misunderstood the instructions.

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