Ludovic Archivist Lagouardette @Archivist@social.linux.pizza

I may have gone a little crazy writing this.

https://archivist.nekoit.xyz/correct-benchmarking/

I spent like 3 hours doing weird things with gawk, xargs and other pipe shenanigans and lemme tell you: this ain't healthy

It was delicious, I must now hibernate

Is it wise to eat 200g of chocolate ganache? Probably not.

Will I eat 200g of chocolate ganache? Probably.

Ah yes, building ledger-cli but with 200MB of benchmarking logs

Symptoms of learning a language for 2 hours: headaches, confusion, incoherent rambling, pronouncing everything with an eastern europe accent

If you are looking for the god of this host, his login is g_host and he is in the shell

Writing Cyrillic cursive feel like squiggles, read like squiggles, writes like squiggles but it is actual words used by humans sometimes

Headache before going to bed and in need of sleep. I almost took prednisolone instead of paracetamol

I almost committed to the 5 days with no sleep challenge

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=CkojH7htq-k

I am 2/3rd done with the blogpost on benchmarking. It is very annoying to write and it is even more annoying to write significant examples for it

People thinking benchmarking is easy, boi no it is not, half the time you compare apples and tuna and take bad decisions, stop

Okay, I am now 100% sure that my server has been built on ancient burial grounds and bears a grudge against something very elusive as I traced the very slow login times to it to entering a very very busy loop of trying to read Something™ a few billion times every login attempt and reading 384 bytes of that Something™ everytime