Your CPU smashing you with an SIGILL feels like a complete betrayal, not from your CPU himself, but from your C++ compiler

I swear I must be cursed, that damn phone ain't ring but when I am showering, at the toilet or whenever I have a plaster of shaving cream on me face.

I'd be glad people stop suddenly remembering my existence when I have a sharp blade below me nose

Everytime I listen to any ARB songs it reminds me how much I love them

3 days since my dentist did that speedrun 4 teeth extraction, the pain is a werewolf, it wakes up under the moonlight and gets away during the day.

I am nocturnal

People told me I should make a book on using freestanding C++ and making tools to use freestanding C++ less painful but what do y'all think?

We all need a free alternative to YouTube!

PeerTube is a decentralized video hosting network, based on free/libre software.

PeerTube is currently in beta version, that's why @Framasoft needs your help to pave the road to version 1.0!

kisskissbankbank.com/en/projec

#joinpeertube

(Framasoft is a small french non-profit, so do not hesitate to Boost this Toot to non-french user and invite them to help us fund PeerTube v1)

Okay I have been using Panopticlick without looking at the name for a while and today I looked at the name and felt pretty smart about myself

@a1batross Etched in 99.9999999% pure silicon with consideration for its users, but disregard for the others

xD

Whoever divine being have decided human would have random ass teeth grow in their 20s in the most random pattern ever can go eat at the worst restaurant of the planet, my treat.

I feel like someone tried to teleport my mouth into itself

dad joke 

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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